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The Icelandic Phallological Museum (NSFW?)

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It was my birthday, and Jürgen had thought of the perfect present: a trip to the Penis Museum! After all, what could possibly delight a birthday boy more than a building full of animal dongs?

Penis Exhibition

ne of Iceland’s most bizarre attractions is the Phallological Museum in downtown Reykjavík, near the Hlemmur bus station. For reasons of his own which I’d rather not dwell on, Sigurdur Hjartarson of Húsavík decided to start collecting animal penises in 1974, eventually turning his passion into a museum. It was an immediate hit, and in 1997 the collection was relocated from Holmavík to the capital, so that even more of the country’s citizens and visitors could bask in its virile glory.

Sing along with me, kids: Whale penis! Bear penis! Walrus, goat and hamster penis! Dog penis! Cat penis! Giraffe, bear and human penis! ♫ All in formaldehyde jars

What’s that disgusted look you’re giving me? Why yes, I most certainly did say “human penis”. You see, an Icelandic man by the name of Páll Arason so appreciated the mission of the Phallological Museum, he bequeathed to it his equipment upon death. I can only imagine Mr. Arason looking down from heaven as visitor after visitor peers into his jar, trying to puzzle out what this mysterious pickled lump of skin and hair might be. It’s not an attractive sight, but I shouldn’t judge. I would hate to see what Li’l Mikey might look like after years in a jar. But then, I would hate for anyone to see that. Which is why there will be strict instructions for my jar to be kept under lock and key.

I’d like to say that the museum was as instructive as it was entertaining, but I can’t. But that’s only because it’s extremely entertaining. I’m sure there are some penis scholars out there who take this stuff seriously and would huff at the sight of us taking selfies in front of the massive walrus penis (well done, Mr. Walrus!) But it’s hard to apologize. It’s a penis museum, for the love of God. If you can tour it with a straight face, you’re probably a weirdo.

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Icelandic Phallological Museum – Website

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Phallological Museum Reykjavik
Penis Museum Iceland
Penis Collection
Penis Museum
Penis In A Jar
Phallological Museum
Penis Bones
One thing I learned: humans are among the few mammals without penis bones
Animal Penises
Unique Horn Penis
Penis Slice
Snake Penis
Rekjavik Phallological Museum
Cute Penis
God only knows. Demon penis?
Dog And Cat Penis
Dogs and Cats
Horse Penis
Horse
Human Penis Museum Iceland Reykjavik
The glorious member of Mr. Páll Arason
Missing Member Phallological Museum
Rolled Up Penis
Giraffe Penis
Giraffe
Elf Penis
A rare specimen: Elf Penis
Iceland Sport Team Penises
Casts of the silver-medal winning Iceland Handball Team
Penis Souvenirs
Penis With Wings
Penis Statues
Swinging Dick
Antique Condom
Penis Donation
Different Penis Drawings
Penis Tray
Penis Trophy
Signing Off Penis
And that’s the creepiest thing I’ve ever read.
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August 4, 2013 at 10:36 am
11 comments »
  • August 4, 2013 at 3:36 pmChristopher

    Happy Birthday. Quite the exhibition there, and I say selfies are DEFINITELY what that museum needs!

  • August 4, 2013 at 6:23 pmDiane

    I found this absolutely entertaining! Not sure I understand the facination of Mr. Sigurdur Hjartarson of Húsavík, but the “Casts of the silver-medal winning Iceland Handball Team” was worth the post! lol 😉 

  • August 4, 2013 at 6:34 pmCuffy

    For the love of God, a gift shop?  Salt and pepper shakers?

  • August 5, 2013 at 11:34 amjoel jason

    As a gay man who appreciates the penis, I have to say that if all penises looked like these animal specimens, i’d probably have to switch teams. Of course the exceptions would have to be the Casts of the silver-medal winning Iceland Handball Team!!! Those are quite nice. 🙂

  • August 6, 2013 at 7:03 pmDianne

    what  a hoot.

  • August 7, 2013 at 9:12 amChic Soufflé

    Now, the question is… What do they sell at the gift shop?  : )

    • August 8, 2013 at 1:04 pmjoel jason

      dildos of course!!!

  • December 29, 2015 at 6:24 pmJoe Kulik

    This has to be the WIERDEST story that I have Ever read,not to mention the illustrative photography !!!But I thoroughly enjoyed it and couldn’t stoplaughing !!!!   Now, when the conversation getsdull at the next party I attend, I can pipe up and say”Have you heard about the Penis Museum in Iceland???”I Love It !!!


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